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bless was all a Highway
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the no what I me what just get
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body tripped up on your mind and and I
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side found something and
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nothing no one let to blame but I knew
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way he me now I see B thing came to
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me me more than you deserve cuz that
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electric but I call it a shame and a
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love in your heart it's all a game
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me me I'm more than you deserve cuz that
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me more than you you deserve cuz that
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that welcome to michev radio where we
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another two how many would you have
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Johnny seven teacher no listen carefully
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if I gave you two cats and another two
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cats and another two how many would you
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have Johnny Seven teach te let me put it
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to you differently if I gave you two
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apples and another two apples and
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another two how many would you have
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Johnny six teacher good now if I gave
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you two cats and another two cats and
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another two how many would you have
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Johnny seven teacher Johnny where in the
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hello and welcome to mhf radio news for
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today some troubling news out of Malawi
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where residents near kungu National Park
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are taking legal action against an NGO
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happened no not you well apparently over
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250 elephants were relocated to the park
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last year and since then there have been
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reports of at least 10 human deaths due
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to elephant encounters the villagers are
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living in fear and are suing the
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international fund for Animal Welfare
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demanding better protective measures and
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compensation for the damages that's a
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tough situation trying to protect
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Wildlife while also ensuring the safety
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of the local population is a delicate
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Balancing Act absolutely on a completely
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different note there's been some drama
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involving Prince Harry and an African
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co-founded oh what's going on there I I
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uh it seems there's been some internal
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conflict and both Prince Harry and
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Prince ceso of loso have resigned as
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patrons apparently there's a dispute
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with the organization's chair wow
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another Royal headline turning to sports
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now there's an interesting piece about
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leadership in football and some
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perceived double standards yeah Jonathan
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Lou is questioning why Jordan Henderson
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is praised for leadership qualities that
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often lead to criticism for minority
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ethnic players it's a thought-provoking
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piece definitely something to consider
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and finally in the world of tech Tesla's
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having a bit of a rough patch in Europe
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oh what's happening with
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Tesla sales are down nearly 45% last
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month possibly connected to the
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controversy surrounding Elon Musk and
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his association with the Trump
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Administration meanwhile Chinese rival
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byd is surpassing Tesla in global
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Revenue to your good health long long
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ago there lived a king who was such a
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mighty Monarch that whenever he sneezed
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everyone in the whole country had to say
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to your good health everyone said it
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except the shepherd with the staring
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eyes and he would not say it the king
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heard of this and was very angry and
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sent for the shepherd to appear before
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him the shepherd came and stood Before
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the Throne where the king sat looking
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very Grand and Powerful but however
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Grand or powerful he might be the
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shepherd did not feel a bit afraid of
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him say at once to my good health cried
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the king to my good health replied the
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shepherd to mine to mine you rascal you
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Vagabond stormed the king to mine to
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mine your majesty was the answer but to
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mine to my own roared the king and beat
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on his breast in a rage well yes to mine
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of course to my own cried the shepherd
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and gently tapped his
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breast the King was beside himself with
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Fury and did not know what to do when
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the Lord Chamberlain
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interfered say it once say this very
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moment to your health your majesty for
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if you don't say it you'll lose your
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life whispered he no I won't say it till
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I get the princess for my wife was the
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shepherd's answer now the princess was
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sitting on a little Throne beside the
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king her father and she looked as sweet
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and lovely as a little golden dove when
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she heard what the shepherd said she
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could not help laughing for there is no
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denying the fact that this young
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Shepherd with the staring eyes pleased
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her very much indeed he pleased her
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better than any King's son she had yet
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seen But the King was not as pleasant as
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his daughter and he gave orders to throw
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the shepherd into the white Bear's pit
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the guards led him away and thrust him
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into the pit with the white bear who had
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had nothing to eat for two days and was
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very hungry the door of the pit was
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hardly closed when the bear rushed at
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the shepherd but when it saw his eyes it
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was so frightened that it was ready to
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itself it shrank away into a corner and
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gazed at him from there and in spite of
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being so famished did not dare to touch
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him but sucked its own Paws from sheer
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hunger the shepherd felt that if he once
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removed his eyes off the Beast he was a
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dead man and in order to keep himself
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awake he made songs and sang them and so
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by next morning the Lord Chamberlain
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came to see the shepherd's bones and was
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amazed to find him alive and well he led
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him to the king who fell into a furious
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passion and said well you have learned
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what it is to be very near death and now
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will you say to my good health but the
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shepherd answered I am not afraid of 10
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deaths I will only say it if I may have
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wife then go to your death cried the
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king and ordered him to be thrown into
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the den with the wild boes the wild boes
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had not been fed for a week and when the
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shepherd was thrust into their den they
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rushed at him to tear him to pieces but
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the sheer took a little flute out of his
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sleeve of his jacket and began to play a
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merry tune on which the wild bores first
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of all shrank shyly away and then got up
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on their hind legs and danced
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gay the shepherd would have given
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anything to be able to laugh they looked
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so funny but he dared not stop playing
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for he knew well enough that the moment
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he stopped they would fall upon him and
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pieces his eyes were of no use to him
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here for he could not have stared 10
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wild boes in the face at once so he kept
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on playing and the wild Boors danced
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very slowly as if in a minuette then by
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degrees he played faster and faster till
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they could hardly Twist and Turn quickly
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enough and ended by all falling over
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each other in a heap quite exhausted and
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breath then the shepherd ventured to
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laugh at last and he laughed so long and
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so loud that when the Lord Chamberlain
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came early in the morning expecting to
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find only his bones the tears were still
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running down his cheeks from laughter
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as soon as the King was dressed the
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shepherd was again brought before him
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but he was more Angry than ever to think
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the wild bores had not torn the man to
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bits and he said well you have learned
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what it feels to be near 10 deaths now
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health but the shepherd broke in with I
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do not fear a 100 deaths and I will only
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say it if I may have the princess for my
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wife then go to a 100 deaths roared the
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king and ordered the shepherd to be
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thrown down the Deep Vault of
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sces the guards dragged him away to a
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dark dungeon in the middle of which was
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a deep well with sharp SES all around it
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at the bottom of the well was a little
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light by which one could see if anyone
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was thrown in whether he had fallen to
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bottom when the shepherd was dragged to
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the dungeons he begged the guards to
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leave him alone a little while that he
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might look down into the pit of SES
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perhaps he might after all make up his
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mind to say to your good health to the
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king so the guards left him alone and he
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stuck up his long stick near the well
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hung his cloak round the stick and put
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his hat on the top he also hung his
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knapsack up inside the cloak so that it
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might seem to have some body within it
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when this was done he called out to the
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guards and said that he had considered
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the matter but after all he could not
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make up his mind to say what the king
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wished the guards came in threw the hat
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and cloak knapsack and stick all down
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the well together watched to see how
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they put out the light at the bottom and
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came away thinking that now there really
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was an end of the shepherd but he had
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hidden himself in a dark corner and was
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laughing to himself all the
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time quite early next morning came the
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Lord chamber and carrying a lamp and he
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nearly fell backwards with surprise when
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he saw the shepherd alive and well he
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brought him to the king whose Fury was
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greater than ever but who cried well now
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you have been near a hundred deaths will
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you say to your good health
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but the shepherd only gave the same
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answer I won't say it till the princess
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wife perhaps after all you may do it for
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Less said the king who saw that there
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was no chance of making away with the
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shepherd and he ordered the state coach
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to be got ready then he made the
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shepherd get in with him and sit beside
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him and ordered The Coachman to drive to
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the silver wood when they reached it he
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said do you see this silver wood well if
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you will say to your good health I will
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you the shepherd turned Hot and Cold by
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turns but he still persisted I will not
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say it till the princess is my wife the
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King was much vexed he drove further on
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till they came to a splendid Castle all
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of gold and then he said do you see this
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golden Castle well I will give you that
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too the silver wood and the golden
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castle if only you will say that one
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thing to me to your good
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health the shepherd gaped and wondered
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and was quite dazzled but he still said
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no I will not say it till I have the
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princess for my wife this time the King
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was overwhelmed with grief and gave
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orders to drive on to the diamond Pond
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and there he tried once more do you see
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this diamond Pond I will give you that
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too the silver wood and the golden
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castle and the diamond Pond you shall
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have them all all if you will but say to
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your good health the shepherd had to
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shut his staring eyes tight not to be
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dazzled with the brilliant p
20:59
but still he said no no I will not say
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it till I have the princess for my
21:05
wife then the king saw that all his
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efforts were useless and that he might
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as well give in so he said well well
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it's all the same to me I will give you
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my daughter to wife but then you really
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and truly must say to me to your good
21:20
health of course I'll say it why should
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I not say it it stands to reason that I
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shall say it then at this the king was
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more delighted than anyone could have
21:31
believed he made it known all through
21:33
the country that there were to be great
21:36
rejoicings as the princess was going to
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be married and everyone rejoiced to
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think that the princess who had refused
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so many Royal suitors should have ended
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up falling in love with the staring eyed
21:50
Shepherd there was such a wedding as had
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never been seen everyone ate and drank
21:55
and danced even the sick were feasted
21:57
and quite tiny newborn children had
21:59
presents given them but the greatest
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merrymaking was in the king's Palace
22:04
there the best bands played and the best
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food was cooked a crowd of people sat
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down to table and all was fun